[스크랩] 좆도 모르는 기 면장이가

<CENTER><EMBED height=500 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=700 src=https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/163D6C454F12A4452C?original allowFullScreen="true" scale="exactfit" allowNetworking="all" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'></CENTER> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">좆도 모르는 기 면장이가"</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG></STRONG></FONT>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">하루는 면장이 </SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">모시 적삼에 손 부채를 부치면서 관내를 순찰하였다. </SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">한참을 가는데 동네 꼬마 아이들이 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><U>아랫도리를 내놓고</U></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> 물가에서 놀고 있는 것이었다. </SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그 모습을 물끄러미 쳐다보던 면장이 귀여워서</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"</SPAN><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#0075c8>니 다리 사이에 덜렁거리는 그기 뭐고</FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#0075c8>?</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG></STRONG>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #848484" color=#ffffff><IMG style="WIDTH: 764px; FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" id=A_157CB61049D5C7C1012304 class=tx-daum-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/157CB61049D5C7C101" width=1024 actualwidth="1024" isset="true" id="A_157CB61049D5C7C1012304" id="A_157CB61049D5C7C1012304"/></FONT></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>그러자 꼬마 녀석이</STRONG></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>&nbsp;<BR><FONT color=#ff0000>“좆도 모르는 기 면장이가?”</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>하하 하하 맞어 맞어 하하 거시기도 모르는기 ㅋㅋㅋ</FONT><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"헐"</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" id=A_1520150E498C7E9F0B141D class=tx-daum-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/1520150E498C7E9F0B" width=240 actualwidth="240" isset="true" id="A_1520150E498C7E9F0B141D" id="A_1520150E498C7E9F0B141D"/><IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" id=A_1520150E498C7E9F0B141D class=tx-daum-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/1520150E498C7E9F0B" width=240 actualwidth="240" isset="true" id="A_1520150E498C7E9F0B141D" id="A_1520150E498C7E9F0B141D"/>&nbsp; <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG></STRONG>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">요새 남친들 억울한 사연좀 들어주십시요</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">너무 억울 합니다</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그동안 결혼하고나서 하루도 빠짐없이 일해서</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">식구들 먹여살렸습니다</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">부족함은 있겠지만 세상에 풍족하게 사는 사람이</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">몇이나 있겠습니까</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그렇게 저렇게 살아오던 어느날 바로 어제 저녁...</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">아니 밤 이였습니다</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><IMG src="http://image02a.search.daum-img.net/02/a.d8.16.CF_1CNgA_C2VI_221_0.gif"></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">남자로서 조금 부족한 파워지만 나름 힘을 모아</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">모아서 마눌한테 봉사를 하려는데 갑자기 뱃속이</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">꾸룩 꾸룩 거리지 뭔니까</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그래서 하던것을 멈추었습니다</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#000000>악을쓰는 바람에 기가 죽어서 </FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#000000>그냥 핫바지에 방구새드시 내려 와찌요</FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">눈에 쌍씸지를 키고째리보는데~주건놈이 살수가엄&#52012;~ㅠㅠ</SPAN><BR><BR></FONT></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000> <TABLE class=protectTable> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><!-- clix_content 이 안에 본문 내용 외에 다른 내용을 절대 넣지 말 것 --> <CENTER><FONT color=#00d8ff><EMBED style="WIDTH: 564px; HEIGHT: 348px" height=348 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=564 src=https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/1267F2394DDE2EA027?original allowFullScreen="true" scale="exactfit" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'></FONT></CENTER> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG></STRONG><FONT color=#00d8ff><BR><BR></FONT></P><B><FONT color=#00d8ff><FONT color=#000000> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/1520150E498C7E9C01"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/1520150E498C7E9C01"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/1520150E498C7E9C01"></SPAN><BR></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">잠이나 잘려고 이불을 덮고 잠을 청하려는데 배에</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">힘이 들어가면서 바깥으로 뭔가가 분출하려고 합니다</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">무의식중에 있는 힘껏 빵 터트렸습니다</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><IMG src="http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x173/puppielove06/Letter/6f92bd34204313f17c2caa55787f0837.gif"></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그 순간 마눌님 도깨비 눈을 뜨고는 이웬수야~!</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">방는 일도 제대로 못하면서 방귀는 제대로 뀌네~</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">아이고 써걸너무 냄새야 ! 이 씨방새야~~!</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><IMG src="http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x173/puppielove06/feelpoem/color_main13.gif"></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">사실 제잘못은 없습니다</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그날 저녁에 먹은 밥이랑 반찬이 전부 콩으로 만든 </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">것이었습니다</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">찌게 : 청국장</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">반찬 : 콩자반.두부.콩나물무침</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">밥 : 콩 왕창 들어간 콩밥</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">제속이 편하겠습니까???</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">안방에서 쫓겨나서 지금 울고 있어요 ( 요새 남핀의 자화상 임미다 ...ㅠㅠ) </SPAN></FONT></FONT></B></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><B><FONT color=#00d8ff></P></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#00d8ff> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR></FONT><FONT color=#290066><EMBED style="WIDTH: 564px; 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