[스크랩] 양다리가운데

<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><IMG style="WIDTH: 312px; FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" id=A_14539C514D7234E8223085 class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/14539C514D7234E822" width=312 actualwidth="312" id="A_14539C514D7234E8223085" id="A_14539C514D7234E8223085"/></STRONG><FONT color=#333333 size=2>&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN></FONT></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"양다리가운데"</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/blogfile/fs11/18_blog_2008_01_25_18_34_4799ad1845a3d?x-content-disposition=inline"></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG></STRONG>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">한 아가씨가 아주 오랜만에 친구를 만났다. </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“얘. 반갑다. 요새 무슨 일을 하고 있니?”</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“응. 너 내 왼쪽 다리를 볼래? </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">아주 좋은 스타킹을 신었지? </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그리고 오른쪽 다리에도 좋은 스타킹을 신었지? </SPAN><BR><BR><BR><IMG style="FILTER: alpha(opacity=100,style=2,finishopacity=0)" border=0 alt="이미지를 클릭하면 원본을 보실 수 있습니다." src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafefile/pds87/5_cafe_2008_08_13_16_12_48a28945a4f84"><BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 516px; FLOAT: none; HEIGHT: 405px; CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" id=A_1604FF144B72E0D51612A4 class=tx-daum-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/1604FF144B72E0D516" width=599 height=405 actualwidth="599" isset="true" id="A_1604FF144B72E0D51612A4" id="A_1604FF144B72E0D51612A4"/></FONT></STRONG></P> <P><STRONG></STRONG>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=2>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><IMG style="FILTER: alpha(opacity=100,style=2,finishopacity=0)" border=0 alt="이미지를 클릭하면 원본을 보실 수 있습니다." src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafefile/pds87/5_cafe_2008_08_13_16_12_48a28945a4f84"><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">나는 요즘 가운데 있는 거 가지고 먹고 산다</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><EMBED style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt ridge; FILTER: xray(); BORDER-LEFT: 0pt ridge; BORDER-TOP: 0pt ridge; BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt ridge" type=audio/mpeg hidden=true src=https://t1.daumcdn.net/planet/fs5/19_27_19_27_3p3lv_10841792_0_5.mp3?original&amp;filename=5.mp3 autostart="true" volume="0" loop="true" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#000000> </FONT></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG></STRONG>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><!-- --></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><IMG class=c border=0 alt="이미지를 클릭하면 원본을 보실 수 있습니다." src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafefile/pds42/6_cafe_2007_08_25_20_43_46d015cfea200"><IMG class=c border=0 alt="이미지를 클릭하면 원본을 보실 수 있습니다." src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafefile/pds42/6_cafe_2007_08_25_20_43_46d015cfea200"><IMG class=c border=0 alt="이미지를 클릭하면 원본을 보실 수 있습니다." src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafefile/pds42/6_cafe_2007_08_25_20_43_46d015cfea200"></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>◈ 새치기 ◈<BR></FONT><BR></STRONG><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>요즈음 아무래도 아내가 의심스럽다는 생각이 든 남편이<BR>불륜 증거를 잡으려고 출장 간다며 나와서 </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P> <P><STRONG></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">몰래 집을 지켜보고 있었다.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">저녁이 되자 여러 남자가 자기 집으로 들어가는 것이 보였다.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">현장을 잡기 위해 급히 달려가 문을 열고 들어가려 하는데,</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">갑자기 한 남자가 그의 뒷덜미를 잡아당겼다.</SPAN><BR></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><IMG name=#PS_ATTACHED_14# alt=첨부이미지 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/planet/fs15/32_6_10_18_5Ssea_11282966_121_12193.gif?original&amp;filename=12193.gif"></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P></STRONG> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"임마, 왜 새치기 해? 줄 서!"</SPAN><BR><BR></FONT><EMBED height=200 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=700 src=https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/110D501E4CEE6D0C23?original scale="exactfit" allowFullScreen="true" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'></STRONG> </P> <P><STRONG></STRONG>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><FONT color=#ff0000>글타고 몽땅 다 묻음 어캅니까?"</FONT></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT size=3><IMG class=c border=0 alt="이미지를 클릭하면 원본을 보실 수 있습니다." src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafefile/pds42/12_cafe_2007_08_25_20_43_46d015d6f0d95"></FONT></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG></STRONG>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=4><FONT face=Batang><FONT color=#000000><STRONG><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt"><SPAN><SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">국회의원을 실은 버스가 빗길에 미끄러져 절벽아래</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">논두렁으로 추락했다.</SPAN><BR></FONT><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">때마침 폭우를 걱정하던 농부가 논을 살피러 나왔다가</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그 현장을 목격했다.</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=4><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림" color=#000000><IMG src="http://i41.tinypic.com/17wk1c.gif"><BR></FONT><BR></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN><FONT size=4><FONT face=Batang><FONT color=#000000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">농부는 땅을 파고 국회의원들을 모두 정성껏 묻어주었다.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">며칠 뒤…</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">파출소장이 지나가다 부서진 버스를 보았다.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">국회 소속의 버스임을 알고는 농부를 찾아가</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">어떻게 된거냐고 물었다.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">농부는 파출소장에게 국회의원을</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN><FONT size=4><FONT face=Batang><FONT color=#000000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">전부 묻어주었노라고 말했다.</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">파출소장 왈''''''''</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null">아니, 그렇담 국회의원들이 전부 그 자리에서</SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">즉사했다는 겁니까~~~???"</SPAN><BR><BR><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">농부 왈,,,,,,!!</FONT><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">*</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">*</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">*</SPAN><BR><BR></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '바탕'; COLOR: #006600; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">*</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">*</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">*</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN><FONT size=4><FONT face=Batang><FONT color=#000000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><IMG border=0 src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1790887/img_1790887_402269_36?1089697026.gif" width=81 height=118></SPAN></SPAN><BR><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null">"뭐 몇 사람이 살아있다고 외쳤지만</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#ff0000><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></P> <DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 2em"> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=4><FONT face=Batang><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그 사람들 말을 믿을 수가 있어야죠!</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><FONT size=4><FONT face=Batang><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '바탕'; COLOR: #006600; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '바탕'; COLOR: #006600; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><IMG border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/1576680B4A979C3C3E" width=160 actualwidth="159">&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT-FAMILY: '바탕'; COLOR: #006600; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">&nbsp;</P></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><IMG border=0 src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1793724/img_1793724_593303_25?1100157885.gif"></SPAN><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#0000ff> <IMG border=0 src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1793724/img_1793724_593303_14?1100157885.gif"> <IMG border=0 src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1793724/img_1793724_593303_7?1100157885.gif"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><IMG border=0 src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1793724/img_1793724_593303_21?1100157885.gif"></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/planet/fs14/7_29_9_1_4vhS0_10792249_0_29.gif?original&amp;filename=4.gif&amp;viewonly=Y"></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG></STRONG><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; 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